Poor Poor Baby

Yes: the haters make you famous, and not for the reasons you believe.

Have you ever had one of those moments, when you laugh so hard that the soda you are drinking comes out of your nose as a projectile?  Well after watching FF last video, it happened to me, it took several minutes to recover.

So you want the community to take down their blogs that tell the truth about you do you?  What are you applying for a sacking position at the local Piggly Wiggly, and are terrified that the manager will find out who you really are?  

What about all the falsehoods you put up not only about haters but about your own supposedly close friends, libeling them, slandering them and so on?

You see FF you don't call the shots, in fact it is the haters that pull your strings, that find you with ease, that expose your lies with the facts, and you can't stand it.  Your reign of scamming, defrauding, libeling and slandering and just plain ripping people off are done, and your left with nothing, but a few remnants of t-shirts and whatever was left over from the Doll Tour.  Your failures are there to stare at you everyday.

Let's move on to the ghetto mansion, I see you keep reducing the price, I thought it was easy to buy and sell or flip houses according to you.  Oh and just to let you know, you cannot according to the FFA guidelines use your drone to sell your property, I went ahead and submitted a complaint on that for you.  Don't worry they will only send you a cease and desist letter from doing it again, and threaten you with a $10K fine, which I am sure you can afford.

So you got booted from Stacy's conference did you?  Who on God's green earth would want you speaking at anything, and I just don't mean Bigfoot related, but anything.  You are an idiot.  Nice brag and shag on that one FF, you can certainly sound convincing, but never the less, the people that know you better than you know yourself knew you wouldn't be appearing, either because the conference organizers would realize what a bad idea it was, or that you would get your ass handed to you by one or more of the conference attendees.

Don't fret that the blogs aren't coming down, either this week or next year, they will be up as long as you scam, because regardless of what you said, like swearing on a stack of Bibles means absolutely nothing to anyone, as you swore on your own kids back during the Doll hoax.  Your credibility is gone, kaput, no longer relevant, you are snail shit, the lowest of the low, and those who don't know you now, can certainly find you in the future on simple search of the Internet.  

As with all your videos, yes; we do make you famous, but not for the reasons you wish for yourself, we expose you at will, when we feel like it, never on your terms, but our own.

Have a nice day FF.

Please forgive me...

Listen FF, the only reason your not out membership selling, DVD making or fake venue leasing or press release having, is because once again the "hay-tores" found you before you could take your first step.  We busted you out so bad, your scared to look out your own window.  Now that is a pussy, and a coward.

You have no more killed a Bigfoot, let alone seen one, but we do have a nice account of what happened in Mineola, Texas, when you thought one was in the area.  I always thought of that as a rumor someone to be so scared that they actually piss their pants.  You proved it to be true.

So what about God telling you to go to PA and getcha another Bigfoot?  What about the 'gas card" plea over the Internet to help you get to PA?  What about all that equipment you said got donated?  It was all a lie, and you knew it from the get go as usual.  How is that youth minister gig going or the Truth Church?  Are you giving classes in lying to the children or only those with the sparkle in your eyes?

If you seek forgiveness from your hoaxes, your libeling, and your scamming of good meaning folks, then come out and say it was all bullshit, that you have NEVER gone on more than 2 expeditions, and that you are an idiot, and then promptly leave the Bigfoot community forever.  No one likes your scamming ass, and you will never change, its the only thing you know how to do, with the exception of butchering the English language.

By the way tell your buddy Fred and Tim, they will never hold any reference in the community, as they were in on it from the beginning.  Assholes.

By the way, who is this guy?  Is this your dealer?

FF's Dealer

FF just keeps giving and giving

YoWindow.com NWS

Sometimes you just can't help yourself.  Now that FF knows his hoax is full on busted, he decides to pose with his doll on camera.  What happened to  no more lying, being a born again Christian?  Typical FF lies and laziness.  Thanks for the pic, it sure came in handy.

A complete moron.

So many fails, so little time.

Con men and folks who scam others are out for one thing, to exploit people, regardless of the community.  FF is a perfect example, he stumbled into the Bigfoot community in 2008, when he and Matt Whitton decided to pull a hoax, YouTube videos and all, both of them knew then there was a sizable amount of money to be made in the community, and even though Whitton was a sheriff's deputy he went along with it anyway.  FF had another plan, and that was to take the community to the cleaners, or at least as much as he could. 

We now see FF in free fall, he is grasping at just about anything controversial to stir up something by picking topics like religion and North Korea, opening a church, on and on.  What FF fails to realize that the U.S. government likes to look into people who want to go to North Korea.  I would imagine we will see FF set up a gofundme or some other money raising venture, to send his ass to North Korea.  He knows he wouldn't survive over there, they would put his ass in a prison camp faster than he could say "please Tishianna can I have some more".

It has been a notable month and a half for FF in terms of attempts and fails, he is on a record pace.

Leave the Doll tour and try to open a custom car wrap company, of course it failed when we found his car wrap business was basically a fake by using other people's picks, and PRE-Selling memberships.  Pre-selling anything is how FF operates, it is how most scammers operate. FAIL SALE

Become the youth minister at a large church in Georgia - FAIL

Talk with summer camps about Bigfoot - Yeah FF, I'm sure the camp director would welcome you with open arms to scare the living daylights out of his campers. - JUST PLAIN STUPID FAIL

Come up with the big trip to PA to bag another doll, well as you know we so busted you out on that one and did it with your own dribbel and pics of your adventure in Fred or Biff's backyard.  - FAIL x infinity

Slander and libel more people on your blog - FAIL

Announce 'sode" out shows of 600, by phone, with their credit card numbers, seriously? This was the dumbest of all. - FAIL

Go on a rant to the Bigfoot community about coming together and working together, after everything you have done, you can't be serious on that one, one too many opiates in the afternoon there FF ? - FAIL IDIOT STYLE

Start a church? (Another example of picking your target audience).  If you want to start a church, then you better get to deleting some videos of your idiot self online or take the church offline.  Your a complete and total idiot, no one believes you have found Jesus, they know you are still lying.  Your as pathetic as it gets.  I don't know where your "rock bottom" is, but its apparent that it is still pretty far away. BEYOND FAIL 


As long as you exploit and scam others, until the day you stand before a judge,  I will follow and make sure people know what is coming long before you get your hooks in deep.  By the way is Walter heart broken about the hoax getting busted so quickly? 

The Real Yellow Tooth Road

Here is the truth about Rick’s latest and lamest hoax:  “Pennsylvania. Death Of Nothing At All”

The Zzzzzpalooza tour started and ended at Fred Burk’s place in Darlington, Maryland.

 On the evening of October 24, 2014, Uncle Fred and Butt Plug went up to New Jersey to collect Tim Fricke, who was debilitated, on crutches and couldn’t drive. What better time to go bigfoot huntin’!

After picking up Pumpkin Head, they drove back to Maryland. They did not go to Hazleton as they want you to believe. How do we know this? Well, let’s look at the routes from Lumberton, NJ, to Hazleton, PA.

Here’s a closer look at the crossings from NJ to PA. 

 As you see, all these crossings are via bridges and over very populated areas. NONE of them match this:

You know what does match this? This. I’ll get back to this in a minute.

So, they don’t go straight to Hazleton. They go back to Fred’s place via Delaware. We know this because they went through Delaware to get to Fricke.

 To recap where we are in this fairy tale, we have established that Uncle Fred and Butt Plug went up to NJ through Delaware. We established they didn’t go straight to Hazleton. They came back to Fred’s. How do we know that? Ahhh, gather around, my friends, and I’ll tell you the tale…

Look here at the red marker. That’s Fred Burk’s place. 

Follow route 1 up to the PA border, which is 15 mins away from Fred’s place. You know what you’ll find there? 

Butt Plug helpfully confirmed they were indeed at the route 1 Pennsylvania border sign next to the Cumberland Truck Service location. Thanks Butt Plug!

But wait, isn’t it possible they picked up Fricke, drove 1 hour 35 mins back to Burk’s place and then drove up to Hazleton? No. First, why would anyone in their right minds drive an extra 1 hour 35 mins for nothing? Second, here is the route from Burk’s to Hazleton.

The route crosses into PA on route 222, not route 1 where they did their photo op with the Welcome to PA sign. Route 1 heads east towards Philadelphia, not north towards Hazleton. 

This is the welcome sign on route 222. 

They did not go to Hazleton at all. They went from Fricke’s place back to Burk’s place, then drove up to the welcome sign around midnight for the photo op and filming for the fake documentary “Pennsylvania. Only The Demented Would Believe This Shit”



Let’s look at some more photos from the big fake expuhdishun.

Hmm, what have we here? A bigfoot hanging from a tree. 




Wait, what’s this thing I highlighted in yellow? Why, it’s the open door of the FJ! Right at the campsite. 

We have already shown in a previous post that the trees where they hung the stuffed doll was at the “campsite” and now we’ve shown you the FJ was on site.

What about “hiking in” at 3 a.m. Rick? More bullshit from Bullshit Man. Hiking in for your month-long expuhdishun with no gear. Tim certainly wasn’t hauling anything. He was on crutches. Nothing like “hiking in” on crutches. You’re surely not carrying anything. You’re huffing and puffing just carrying your excessive corporeal lard. Maybe Grandpa Biff was carrying everything. 

No, there’s no “hiking in” going on here. Just you filming your lard ass walking from your car to your camp chair.




Here are our hunters wrapping up their kill. Note the blue bit highlighted. That’s the door jam of the FJ. 

Here they are loading the thing on the FJ. 

Does anyone need more proof that they’re not deep in the woods anywhere, let alone Pennsylvania? I didn’t think so.


Here’s more proof of a bullshit story. As we showed in the previous timeline post, Fricke helpfully provided that at 10:18 pm the hunt was “finally over”. But here are the stooges buying ice the next day. With Stank on the roof! So they put the thing on the FJ at 10 pm, left him up there all night so his postmorten body fluids could leak out everywhere until they decided it was time for ice. BULL! SHIT!

Luckily, Stank is just a stuffed doll so no post-mortem body fluid leakage. All this ice buying is part of the fairy tale. They are acting out their script.

I don’t think we can deconstruct this thing more than we have. There was no expuhdishun. There was no bigfoot. There was just a sausage-fest sleepover at Uncle Fred’s in order to film footage for a DVD. This is just another scam. We have exposed it so people don’t get duped again by this despicable con man. I mean, CON MEN, since Biff, Tim and the invisible helpers (LARRY FINK) are neck deep in this con. 

For your guffawing pleasure:

Welcome to the Yellow Tooth Road

Welcome to the Yellow Tooth Road,

This is replacing the former blog, which was taken down because a certain someone got their panties in a wad.  He says he doesn't read them, but it is evident that is all he does all day long.  Anyway since the other blog was taken down, we wanted to make sure the timeline of the events of his last hoax were replaced as soon as possible in the event, he returns to this particular scam.