Monday, June 22, 2015

Anatomy of Failure - Rick Dyer

Dearest Shit Stain,

It has come to my attention that you have moved once again to Florida, is that because the "haters" found your address (twice) or because the creditors found your dumb ass again?  Which ever it is, you are still pathetic.

Looking at some of your past videos, I see the Christianity campaign has ended just as we knew it would, you don't give two shits about anyone but yourself.  Now I see you are running for President, what a friggin joke, but to the rest of the "haters" out there it is no more than just to get hits on his videos, so just ignore his ass.

Why do you let your child, your own son, sit in your lap while you are driving, that's child endangerment, you should probably take that one down.

I have also noticed that you are still using opiates, not only can I tell by your small pupil size in practically all of your videos, but your rants on those videos are incoherent, rushed and confusing.  You should seek the advice of an addiction specialist.

As for the "Rick Flair" imitation, well as a fan of Mid South Wrestling back in the day, you ain't no where near what the master of the "whooo" is doing, I can only imagine that this imitation is also what you use in the parking lot of a state park when you are tracking Bigfoot from the comfort of the air conditioning of your car.  We know you don't go out in the woods, you are too fat, lazy and too busy trying to score your next opiate fix.

How does it feel to be washed up at 40, and on the run, with no friends, except for those you continue to exploit?